Oh joy, another analyst with a crystal ball, predicting the unpredictable world of cryptocurrency. Dr. Cat (no, really, that’s his name) has released a chart that’s got everyone in a tizzy, claiming XRP has a 70% chance of beating Bitcoin. Because, you know, 70% is a totally not-made-up statistic. 🤔
Apparently, it all hinges on the magical 2,041-satoshi level, where three Ichimoku timeframes intersect. Because who doesn’t love a good intersection? 🚗💥 Dr. Cat says if XRP holds above this level, it’s a clear shot at outperforming Bitcoin. But if it slips beneath, well, all bets are off, and we’re in for a wild ride. 🎢
Now, I know what you’re thinking, “But what about the past 12 quarters of accumulation?” Fear not, dear reader, Dr. Cat has got that covered too. He claims XRP has been “coiling up” (whatever that means) and is ready to pounce, like a cat (ahem) on a mouse. 🐈🐭
So, what’s the plan? Well, if everything goes according to Dr. Cat’s master plan, XRP will mount a “minor attack” in August, followed by a “much bigger attack” later on. Because who doesn’t love a good attack? 💥 But, if things go south, we’re looking at a 30% chance of a complete flop. Ouch. 😬
As I write this, XRP is trading at $2.1287. Will it go up? Will it go down? Who knows? 🤷♀️ But one thing’s for sure, the market is holding its breath, waiting to see what happens next. 💥
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2025-06-14 02:47