Ah, the long-awaited debut of the first U.S. spot XRP ETF, a moment so monumental it could make a stone weep (or at least a very confused accountant). 🧠💥 Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse, ever the optimist, declared on X, “It’s (finally!) happening,” as if the universe had been holding its breath for decades. The launch by Canary Capital, which somehow managed to turn XRP into a regulated exchange-traded product on Nasdaq, has investors cheering louder than a parrot in a tea shop. 🐦🍵 According to Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas, the Canary XRP ETF (XRPC) raked in a staggering $26 million in its first 30 minutes on Robinhood-proof that even the most niche assets can attract a crowd, provided you slap a “regulated” label on them. Balchunas, ever the dramatics, hinted that XRPC might even dethrone Solana’s $BSOL ETF, which holds the dubious honor of being the biggest day-one volume this year. 📈💸 (Note: “Biggest” is relative, like saying a teacup is the “biggest” container in a kitchen.)
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2025-11-13 20:06