Ah, the long-awaited debut of the first U.S. spot XRP ETF, a moment so monumental it could make a stone weep (or at least a very confused accountant). 🧠💥 Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse, ever the optimist, declared on X, “It’s (finally!) happening,” as if the universe had been holding its breath for decades. The launch by Canary Capital, which somehow managed to turn XRP into a regulated exchange-traded product on Nasdaq, has investors cheering louder than a parrot in a tea shop. 🐦🍵 According to Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas, the Canary XRP ETF (XRPC) raked in a staggering $26 million in its first 30 minutes on Robinhood-proof that even the most niche assets can attract a crowd, provided you slap a “regulated” label on them. Balchunas, ever the dramatics, hinted that XRPC might even dethrone Solana’s $BSOL ETF, which holds the dubious honor of being the biggest day-one volume this year. 📈💸 (Note: “Biggest” is relative, like saying a teacup is the “biggest” container in a kitchen.)
Read More
- 21 Movies Filmed in Real Abandoned Locations
- 10 Hulu Originals You’re Missing Out On
- The 11 Elden Ring: Nightreign DLC features that would surprise and delight the biggest FromSoftware fans
- 2025 Crypto Wallets: Secure, Smart, and Surprisingly Simple!
- Gold Rate Forecast
- PLURIBUS’ Best Moments Are Also Its Smallest
- 39th Developer Notes: 2.5th Anniversary Update
- Leaked Set Footage Offers First Look at “Legend of Zelda” Live-Action Film
- Top ETFs for Now: A Portfolio Manager’s Wry Take
- Stellar Blade Is Right To Leave Its PlayStation Exclusivity Behind, And Here’s Why
2025-11-13 20:06