Old chum and early Bitcoin enthusiast Tuur Demeester reckons the U.S. government might just decide to sink a wad of the public’s dough into Bitcoin firms, just like they did with that old chip shindig, Intel. 😏
Now, there’s a dainty report by Adamant Research that’s waving its arms about this alarmingly historic risk that just won’t sit down and have a cuppa with custodied Bitcoin-not even with all the newness and frostiness gone from Uncle Sam’s frugal regulations. 🥶
And that report, bless its little starry eyes, says, “History’s notorious for proving today’s outrageous ideas might be tomorrow’s fashion, if the pressure’s just right.” 📜
Mighty hoards of Bitcoin, snuggled up in heavily regulated onshore nests, are staring at confiscation and rehypothecation danger like a cat in a tub. 😼
US Steals a Sip from Intel’s Punchbowl
It’s come to light this week that Uncle Sam’s decided to siphon off a juicy 10% chunk of Intel for a cool $9 billion. This caper lets the tech juggernaut spread its factory tootsies right across the good ole USA. 🏭
“An Unsustainable Bubble, If I Ever Saw One!”
The gold rush to stash cryptocurrency in treasuries is as promising as blowing bubbles in a hurricane, they reckon. So, they tell folk to steady their nerves and sharpen their eyes on these flashy companies, for the risks swirl about like a hurricane’s eye. 🌪️
They’re saying go scrutinize those Bitcoin companies with more zeal than a preacher on Sunday. Stick to “integrity” and “perseverance,” not just being the early robin that gets the worm. 🌱
The report groans, “In this fast-paced wild west, strategic edges vanish swifter than fresh fish in a baking hot desert.” 🐍
They tip ’em to zero in on outfits that set up camp in more than one nation-just in case their boots decide to kick dirt back. 🌍
But here’s the punchline: they say you’d better work for your finger in the actual Bitcoin pie than just grudgingly tip-toe through the tulips of companies hoity-toity holding it. 🥧
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2025-08-24 12:14