In a spectacle that rivals the most elaborate Pyrrhic victories, GameStop (NASDAQ:GME) trotted forth last Wednesday and, with all the grace of a penguin on roller skates, surged more than 6%. This performance, the trading equivalent of a nascent ballet, saw the stock finally breaking free from nearly a year’s worth of horizontal hibernation — a veritable timeout for the stock that refused to go quietly into the night.
At one tear-inducing moment, GME flirted with $36.80, trading some 32 million shares—an impressive number that might make even the most jaded broker crack a smile—or cry. However, the fickle muse of fortune snatched back 9% of this gain, knocking the price down to a modest $31.80, though signs of a brief, perhaps drunken, rebound hint that the show might be far from over. 🎭
What sparked this rollercoaster? Well, GameStop—minister of memes and retail suffering—announced it had acquired 4,710 Bitcoin, valued, at current whimsy, at roughly $513 million. Nothing screams “serious investor” like adding digital gold to a brick-and-mortar store’s ledger, especially when funded through a $1.5 billion bond offering, because nothing says “sound financial planning” like borrowing to buy more Bitcoin. Apparently, GameStop’s strategy is to become the digital darling of the gaming world and hedge fund envy simultaneously. 💰
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that volatile darling, has been playing hard to get, soaring to $110,410 before sneaking back down 1.5% to $107,289—proof that even cryptocurrencies have their melodramatic moods. CoinMarketCap reports these ongoing theatrics, but who’s counting? 📉

Adding to the fun, Deutsche Bank, that venerable institution of stability, recently disclosed it had thickened its stake in our beloved meme-stock, purchasing nearly 195,000 shares in the final quarter of 2024. With these shenanigans, the bank now owns about 214,000 shares valued at roughly $6.7 million—small change in their vast empire but a bold bet in the world of meme mania. Other financial giants like Vanguard, BlackRock, Morgan Stanley, and Jane Street have also apparently decided that GME is the new playground—further proof that everyone’s favorite nostalgia stock is back in fashion.
And let’s not forget the return of Keith Gill, aka “Roaring Kitty,” who reappeared like a herald of the hedge-happy gods, igniting enthusiasm among retail traders. Last September, GME memecoin rallied over 65% thanks to this social media resurgence—much to the chagrin of those who thought it was all over but perhaps forgot the game was just getting interesting.
GameStop’s Ambitious Journey to $45? Or Just a Digital Mirage? 🤡🚀
Crypto blogger Frank Nez, with perhaps a bit of too much imagination, suggests GME could rise to $45 if its recent technical antics continue their merry dance. After tapping support at $11—an occasion for much celebration—the stock launched a bullish candle, only to be rudely rejected halfway. Still, the daily charts show that GME has broken out of a symmetric triangle and is tempted to test the previous support zone, which is the trading equivalent of poking a bear with a stick.

If this support zone holds, we may be in for a dazzling 111% surge, aiming for roughly $47—assuming, of course, that the market’s sense of humor remains intact. Meanwhile, social media prophets are setting their sights even higher, dreaming of targets like $45, $68, or the ever-impressive $100, because apparently in the world of meme stocks, the sky is just a big round number waiting to be surpassed. 🌌
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2025-05-28 19:06