Darling readers, it seems our favorite covert crypto, ZCash (ZEC), has been sashaying into the spotlight this week-cloaked in mystery and a hefty 28% boost. This altcoin, with all its disguises and secret trysts, strutted up the ranks among the top 100 cryptocurrencies, making quite the impression-though, like a good party guest, perhaps not for long. 🚩
ZCash (ZEC) up by 28% in seven days, other privacy coins lagging
Over the course of the past week’s soirée, ZCash’s value has flamboyantly risen close to 28%, topping out at a flirtatious $368-its highest since the grand November affair. Meanwhile, MemeCore (M), the cheeky cousin in the meme crypto family, has only managed a modest 23%. Oh, the disparities of taste! 😂
Yet, last night, ZEC appeared to be a tad less charming-trotting behind the market’s parade with a 5.6% dip amid a storm of trading volume. Meanwhile, the rest of the privacy suite-Dash, Decred, MimbleWimbleCoin, Verge-were all in a somber red. How quaint, dahhlings.
Recall, dear connoisseurs, that ZCash was the belle of the privacy ball last quarter, skyrocketing 20x between mid-August and mid-November. Its November high of $705-nearly seven years in the making-is quite the dramatic entry, though it still can’t top the October 2016 crowning glory of $3,191. A scandalous tale of peaks and valleys! 🥂
Monero (XMR) Reclaims Its Crown – The Privacy Royalty Is Back
Of course, in this decentralized drama, Monero (XMR) has whispered back into the spotlight, once again claiming the title of premier privacy coin. Essentially, a regal tug-of-war, with Monero’s market cap reigning at $7.6 billion, nudging just past ZCash’s $7.2 billion. Such a close affair-who needs fiction? 💅
Our dear ZEC, once bolstered by the Winklevoss twins and a darling rebrand to Cypherpunk Technologies, even had institutional admirers like Grayscale filing for spot ETF glory. But darling, in the world of crypto, today’s star can be tomorrow’s footnote. Toodles! 👠
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2025-12-13 18:50