Oh, dear readers! Gather ’round for a tale as curious as a squirrel in a top hat-Bitcoin, the pesky digital coin that just won’t sit still, is now causing a rumpus all the way in India! 🇮🇳
Recently, a bigwig from the Reserve Bank of India, Mr. T. Rabi Sankar, decided to throw a wet blanket on Bitcoin’s parade. His words stirred up more fuss than a monkey in a pipe factory.
The RBI’s not buying the crypto pie
At a fancy media gathering in Mumbai (oh, the glamour!), Mr. Sankar declared that stablecoins are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. He argued that unlike real money-like notes and coins-you can’t promise a stablecoin will actually pay you back. Fancy that! 💸
He went on to say stablecoins are more about the hype than the real deal, with wild price swings and no control over the monetary ship. In his words, they’re like a rollercoaster built by a bunch of tired squirrels-exciting but risky! 🎢🧺
“Beyond the illicit payments and sneaky capital moves, stablecoins are a big headache for banks, governments, and the whole financial cake shop…”
Then, Mr. Sankar rubbished the idea that Bitcoin has any ‘real’ value-calling it more of a tech shiny show than actual cash. Apparently, its worth is just a big, swirling guessing game, like trying to find a needle in a haystack made of jelly! 🍬
As usual, the mighty RBI stands tall behind good old government-backed money, supported by the big international lads like the IMF-because who needs digital doodads when you can have good old-fashioned rupees? 💵
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2025-12-14 04:15