In a dazzling display of financial acrobatics, our dear crypto miner, Canaan, has just unveiled its most resplendent quarterly revenue in a trifecta of years. A performance worth applauding! Yet, instead of showering the stage with confetti, the market, that fickle beast, opts to fixate on the dismal reality of its stock price languishing below the hallowed threshold of one dollar. Ah, the irony! Who knew the stock market had such a poor sense of humor?
So, what’s the punchline? Here’s the lowdown.
Record revenue can’t coax a smile from the market’s grim visage
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2026-02-11 18:42