Why Bitcoin is the New Business Must-Have: A Hilarious Guide

Imagine a world where companies are casually tossing Bitcoin into their financial mix like it’s the latest organic kale. Well, buckle up, because Alexander Leishman, the CEO of River—which is basically the financial equivalent of that friend who always has the best snacks—has announced that more and more businesses are jumping on the Bitcoin bandwagon. And no, they’re not just buying it for their teenage sons; CEOs are happily sinking corporate funds into the digital gold rush. 🚀

Leishman, who probably has a sharper sense of humor than most, took to social media—because where else would big financial secrets be spilled?—to reveal that in the past couple of days alone, River has welcomed a parade of new clients. And by clients, I mean everything from bike shops to fertility clinics, IT consulting firms, real estate firms, manufacturing plants, legal offices, and even food and beverage businesses. Basically, if a business exists, it’s probably considering whether Bitcoin should be their new snack. He said so himself!

A bike shop with Bitcoin logos everywhere

Apparently, these companies are so keen on Bitcoin, they wouldn’t even mind if their competitors blurted it out publicly on Twitter. Because in today’s corporate jungle, secrecy is so last century. Turns out, companies are more open about their Bitcoin plans than your average teenager’s crush. Rumor has it that some of them are even more vocal about their crypto ambitions than they are about their quarterly profits—because who needs privacy when you have blockchain? 😉

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2025-05-17 08:57