In a quiet room, where numbers dance beneath flickering screens, Satsuma dared to dream-beyond the mundane, beyond the horizon. July’s sun witnessed their audacious pledge, surpassing a mere $129 million-oh no, that was too small-by 63%, with a hefty treasure of $125 million nestled in Bitcoin‘s embrace. It’s as if the digital gold’s glow whispered promises of revolution into the ears of the bold.
Behind this spectacle, heavy-hitters like Pantera, Kraken, ParaFi, and Blockchain.com danced with enthusiasm, their coffee mugs brimming with faith-plus some UK funds whispering sweet nothings about crypto riches. Funds flowing via convertible loan notes, like mysterious spells cast to fund developers, ops, and the ever-hungry BTC hoard, all routed through Satsuma’s Singapore temple of dreams.
Currently, Satsuma cradles 1,126 BTC-pinched at an average of about $115,149, as if they bought slices of eternity-yet, strangely, their shares stumbled 14%, as if tripping over dreams of the future.
This carnival of crypto accumulation isn’t isolated-public giants are pledging over $7.8 billion, with Ethereum winking from the sidelines. But Bitcoin, always the stubborn star, keeps drawing the gaze of giants like Strategy and Metaplanet-wait, are they plotting? Surely.
And remember folks, this isn’t financial advice-just the bedtime story of the brave and the foolish, with a dash of humor and a sprinkle of sarcasm. Do your homework, or leave it to the clown in the court-your call.
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2025-08-07 00:43