There I was at Dulles Airport, watching a Boeing 777 lumber toward the runway like a disgruntled goose, when I received the alert: FTAI Aviation shares had sprouted wings. Up 26.6% in a day? That’s the sort of math that makes accountants weep into their spreadsheets. The company—known in certain circles as “the mattress warehouse of airplane leasing”—had apparently beaten earnings estimates by a margin so wide it could’ve leased the Goodyear Blimp for a weekend.
Analysts, those modern-day oracles with Bloomberg terminals strapped to their wrists, had predicted $1.26 per share. FTAI delivered $1.57, as if the CFO had scribbled the numbers on a napkin at Applebee’s. Sales ballooned to $676.2 million, which sounds impressive until you realize that’s still less than Taylor Swift’s lifetime earnings from “Shake It Off.”
FTAI Q2 earnings: From dumpster fire to campfire s’mores
Revenue jumped 52% year-over-year, costs dropped 23%, and suddenly the company that once lost $2.26 per share was printing money like a teenager with a counterfeit Visa. Even the free cash flow—$400 million—smelled suspiciously of witchcraft. Three times net profit? That’s like ordering a Happy Meal and receiving a Michelin-starred tasting menu.
Is FTAI stock a buy? Or a one-way ticket to Snoozeville?
Here’s where I picture my grandmother, who once invested in a company called “Crypto Toilets,” nodding sagely. Analysts predict 25% earnings growth next quarter. The PE ratio sits at 32.5—a number so round it feels like a sigh. But if profits double by 2027, that ratio drops to 16x. “It’s like buying a Maserati at IKEA prices,” my broker whispered, before realizing I own a 2007 Corolla with a “Check Engine” light that’s been on since 2009.
Still, the future glimmers. Or maybe that’s just the glare off the tarmac. Either way, I’m filing this under “stocks that outperformed my therapist’s advice this year.” 😏
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