Wall Street Shoves Bitcoin Into a Fancy Suit—And Jim Bianco Is Not Amused

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Once upon the digital prairies, where wild coins roamed and men like Jim Bianco squinted suspiciously at the sun-bleached horizon, something peculiar happened. Bitcoin, a scrappy thing with more miles than shine, woke up one morning to find itself dressed in a pinstripe suit, sipping burnt coffee beside a very large and humorless banker. 💼☕

Now, you’d have to ask yourself—maybe even out loud—how did sda turn into DAS? One afternoon it’s chasing rabbits through the blockchain, the next it’s sitting across from Wall Street with a briefcase full of “sda” and barely a “das” of freedom left.

 

If Jim Bianco’s whispers carried, the pigeons would hear: “They’ve hijacked it, folks. Bitcoin’s gone city slicker.” And maybe they’d laugh—a sort of coop-chuckle—because nothing gold can stay, and nothing digital can dodge a proper Wall Street haircut.✂️🪙

sda

sda, indeed. Sometimes that’s all there is to say.

 

 

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2025-08-04 10:28