Wag More, Bark Less: Dogecoin’s $1.30 Moon Mission – Analysts or Astrologers? 🐕🚀

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Dogecoin’s chilling at $0.15 like it’s a lazy Saturday, but suddenly poof-some crypto-sleuths on X say the “on-chain vibes” are hotter than a dog in a sauna. 🌡️🐶

Dogecoin Could Target $1.30 (Or Maybe Just a New Leash?)

Trader Cryptollica dropped a chart so complicated, it’s basically hieroglyphics. “Mayer Multiple says $1.30!” they scream, while the rest of us are just trying to remember if Mayer’s the guy from The Bachelor or a spreadsheet formula. 📈💩

Apparently, Dogecoin’s “not overheated” because it hasn’t hit 5 on this magic number. Last time it did? The moon turned into a giant dog treat. 🌕🍖

Then there’s this Alphractal chart tracking “days spent at a loss.” Spoiler: It’s not a support group for sad coins. It’s a sign! “Fewer long-term losers!” they cheer. Translation: HODLers finally gave up and adopted cats. 🐱💸

On-Chain Data: The Dogecoin Express Is Choo-Choo-Choosing You!

Ali Martinez gasped at 71k active addresses. “It’s the biggest spike since September!” Sure, Ali. And I’m the Queen of England. 🤵♂️👑

Meanwhile, whales bought 480 million DOGE in 48 hours. “Accumulation!” they shout. Sure, buddy. Just like how I “accumulate” pizza boxes under my bed. 🍕🐋

The pièce de résistance? A “cost basis heatmap” warning $0.20 is a “brick wall.” 11.72 billion DOGE bought there. So… it’s a wall made of dog bones? 🧱🍖

In short: Mayer says “not hot,” whales say “nom nom,” and 11.72 billion DOGE wait like a tollbooth on the highway to $1.30. 🚀🛑

Will it blend? Or crash into a lamppost? At press time, DOGE’s at $0.14451. Still cheaper than a vet bill. 🐶💸

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2025-12-05 13:38