The chaos started brewing a month ago, a goddamn premonition of doom, when I first sounded the alarm about Voyager Technologies (VOYG). This space-station dreamer had just waltzed through a glitzy IPO, only to nosedive faster than a rocket with no fuel.
The reason? Simple. Voyager is bleeding cash like a stuck pig, with years of expenses ahead before it even THINKS about putting a station in orbit. And even then, profitability is as likely as finding sobriety at a Vegas bachelor party.
Q2 earnings rolled in like a thunderstorm last night, and boy, did they deliver. A $0.60-per-share loss-TWICE what Wall Street expected-despite $45.7 million in sales. And where did those sales come from? Not from any space station, oh no. From missiles. MISSILES. Because apparently, building weapons is easier than building dreams.
A CRASH LANDING IN Q2
The losses? Partly due to the “non-recurring costs” of the IPO, which sounds like corporate jargon for “we blew a ton of cash throwing ourselves a party.” Management’s guidance was less reassuring than a drunk driver offering you a lift. They’re predicting $165 million to $170 million in sales by 2025-great, fine, but what about the LOSSES? Not a word on GAAP earnings or free cash flow. Just silence. Deafening, ominous silence.
TO SELL OR NOT TO SELL?
The company claims to be “debt-free” with $669 million in liquidity. Sounds impressive, right? Except they’re burning through that cash faster than a junkie through a paycheck. And let’s face it-they’re GOING to burn it. There’s no way around it. This is a company that’s basically a ticking time bomb, and investors are standing too close to the fuse.
So, is Voyager stock a sell? Hell yes. Unless you’re into high-stakes gambling with odds worse than Russian roulette. 🚀
Read More
- Gold Rate Forecast
- Wuchang Fallen Feathers Save File Location on PC
- Umamusume: All current and upcoming characters
- Prediction: Boeing Won the F-47 Contract — and Maybe F/A-XX as Well
- From Stage to Screen: 20 Singers Who Tried Acting and How They Fared!
- Umamusume: Gold Ship build guide
- 15 Actors Perfect for the Role of the Firestorm in the DCU
- When DOGE Barks, the Market Listens: August 22 Predictions 🐶💰
- A Once-in-a-Lifetime Opportunity: This Blue Chip Healthcare Stock Down 50% Could Double Your Money
- The Paradox of Druckenmiller: Tesla’s Fall and Microsoft’s Ascent
2025-08-06 03:34