Voyager Technologies Stock Plunge: A Gonzo Analysis

The chaos started brewing a month ago, a goddamn premonition of doom, when I first sounded the alarm about Voyager Technologies (VOYG). This space-station dreamer had just waltzed through a glitzy IPO, only to nosedive faster than a rocket with no fuel.

The reason? Simple. Voyager is bleeding cash like a stuck pig, with years of expenses ahead before it even THINKS about putting a station in orbit. And even then, profitability is as likely as finding sobriety at a Vegas bachelor party.

Q2 earnings rolled in like a thunderstorm last night, and boy, did they deliver. A $0.60-per-share loss-TWICE what Wall Street expected-despite $45.7 million in sales. And where did those sales come from? Not from any space station, oh no. From missiles. MISSILES. Because apparently, building weapons is easier than building dreams.

A CRASH LANDING IN Q2

The losses? Partly due to the “non-recurring costs” of the IPO, which sounds like corporate jargon for “we blew a ton of cash throwing ourselves a party.” Management’s guidance was less reassuring than a drunk driver offering you a lift. They’re predicting $165 million to $170 million in sales by 2025-great, fine, but what about the LOSSES? Not a word on GAAP earnings or free cash flow. Just silence. Deafening, ominous silence.

TO SELL OR NOT TO SELL?

The company claims to be “debt-free” with $669 million in liquidity. Sounds impressive, right? Except they’re burning through that cash faster than a junkie through a paycheck. And let’s face it-they’re GOING to burn it. There’s no way around it. This is a company that’s basically a ticking time bomb, and investors are standing too close to the fuse.

So, is Voyager stock a sell? Hell yes. Unless you’re into high-stakes gambling with odds worse than Russian roulette. 🚀

2025-08-06 03:34

A CRASH LANDING IN Q2

TO SELL OR NOT TO SELL?

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