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Ah, the quiet 4:42 a.m. breach-when the world is asleep, and your crypto is awake. 🤡 A Solana-based token heist so smooth, it could’ve been a David Bowie album.
But instead of panic, Upbit moved fast-freezing systems, shutting down deposits, and delivering a message that made every customer’s heart flutter: “We’ll cover the full 54 billion won loss.” 🤯 (Spoiler: They’ll probably just charge you a 5% fee for the inconvenience. 😎)
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