Trump’s WLFI Token: The Joke’s On Us?

• It seems that WLFI token holders have voted overwhelmingly (99% to be exact 🤯) to allow the token to trade on secondary markets and transfer peer-to-peer. Because, you know, who needs regulation when you have a community vote? 🤷‍♂️
• The protocol raised a whopping $590 million in a pre-sale last year, with investors like Justin Sun buying in for a cool $30 million. We’re sure it’s just a coincidence that the token’s value will probably skyrocket now that it’s tradable 🚀.
• The proposal that passed sets a phased token unlock plan, because who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger? Some tokens will unlock at trading launch, while the rest will have to wait for a second community vote. We’re sure it’s not just a way to keep the token’s value artificially inflated 🤔.

And let’s not forget the team behind WLFI, who will graciously allow some tokens to unlock at trading launch, while keeping the rest locked away for a rainy day ⛈️. We’re sure it’s not just a way to line their pockets with more cash 💸.

So, what’s the final verdict? Will WLFI token holders strike it rich, or will they be left holding the bag? 🤔 Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: this is a wild ride 🎢.