So, picture this: a gala where the glitterati of the crypto world rub elbows with NBA stars. Yes, folks, it’s the Trump Memecoin Gala! 🎊 While some attendees were as anonymous as my high school crush, a few familiar faces graced the event, including NBA champion Lamar Odom and crypto mogul Justin Sun. Because nothing says “I’m a serious investor” like a night out with a former basketball player and a meme coin! 🏀💸
Odom was practically vibrating with excitement before the event, tweeting,
“Think about it—what meme coin has ever done this?”
Well, Lamar, I’m pretty sure that’s the same question we ask about every reality show contestant’s career post-show. 🤔
And then there’s Justin Sun, the founder of Tron and the proud owner of more $TRUMP than I have pairs of shoes. He strutted in with a “Trump Golden Tourbillon” watch, which is basically a fancy way of saying, “I spent $100,000 on a timepiece that tells me when to panic sell.” ⏰💎
But hold onto your wallets, folks! The gala wasn’t all glitz and glam. It attracted some serious side-eye from lawmakers who accused Trump of “selling access” to foreign actors. Because nothing screams “national security” like a crypto gala! As Congress debates two key crypto bills—one for stablecoins and another for market reforms—this event was like throwing a party in a fire hazard zone. 🔥
Sun’s presence only added fuel to the fire. With his multi-million dollar investments in Trump-backed World Liberty Financial and the SEC’s recent pause on its fraud case against him, he’s basically the poster child for “What Could Go Wrong?” 🙈
Not everyone left the gala feeling like a million bucks. Influencer Nicholas Pinto described the food as “Walmart steak.” I mean, if you’re going to drop six figures on a watch, at least serve filet mignon, right? 🍖 Meanwhile, Bloomberg reported that Trump made a cameo for just over an hour. I guess even he has a limit on how much awkwardness he can handle in one night! ⏳
Trump, fresh off a Middle East investment tour, took the stage to brag about trillions in deals with Gulf nations. Because nothing says “I’m a great businessman” like raising eyebrows and political tension at home! 🙄
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2025-05-24 04:16