Trump’s Dinner: A Culinary Catastrophe and a Speech to Forget! 🍽️😂

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Once upon a time, in a land of golden towers and tweets, a TikTok trickster named Nicholas Pinto found himself at a rather peculiar dinner hosted by none other than Donald Trump. This was no ordinary feast; it was a gathering of the grand memecoin moguls, where the food was said to be as delightful as a soggy sock! 🧦

“It was the worst food I’ve ever had at a Trump golf course!” Nicholas exclaimed, his eyes wide with disbelief. Other guests chimed in, “It was OK, but not top-class,” which is like saying a three-legged dog is just a bit wobbly! 🐶

On the menu for this extravagant soirée, where wallets were emptied faster than a magician’s trick, was a “Trump organic field green salad” (whatever that means!), followed by a filet mignon and pan-seared halibut with mashed potatoes and a vegetable medley. And for dessert? A lava cake that was probably more like a lava flop! 🍰

“The only good thing was bread and butter,” Pinto lamented, leaving the venue with a rumbling tummy that could rival a thunderstorm. 🌩️

During the event, he boldly declared that the filet mignon was “trash,” dubbing it “Walmart steak.” Oh, the horror! 🥩

“Everyone at my table was moaning about the food being the worst they’d ever tasted,” he said, having forked out a whopping $300,000 for the privilege of dining on this culinary catastrophe. “I was hoping for either Big Macs or pizza,” he sighed, reminiscing about Trump’s fondness for fast food. 🍔

“That would have been better than the food that we were served!”

Trump’s Speech: A Dull Droning Disaster

But wait, there’s more! Pinto also took a jab at Trump’s speech, which he described as “pretty much like bullshit.” Now that’s a review! 🎤

In a video that made its rounds on X, Trump, reading from a script that seemed to have been written by a particularly bored parrot, claimed that some of the “smartest minds” were in attendance and hinted that crypto might just be something special. “Who knows, right? Who knows — but it may be special!” he rambled, leaving everyone scratching their heads. 🤔

Guests were left grumbling about how Trump dashed off right after his short speech, instead of sticking around to hand out shiny new watches to the top token investors. Talk about a disappearing act! 🎩

Meanwhile, 35 Democrats were busy calling for the Justice Department to investigate this crypto dinner, suspecting that Trump might be accepting foreign investments, which is a big no-no according to the Constitution. 📜

Under the emoluments clause, the US president is barred from accepting any gift from a foreign state without Congress’s approval. But who needs rules when you have a dinner party? 🍽️

Trump had invited the top 220 largest holders of the TRUMP memecoin to his event at the Trump National Golf Club in Virginia, where many came from far and wide, probably hoping for a better meal than what they got! 🌍

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2025-05-26 09:19