Trump’s Blockchain Utopia: Gaza’s New Digital Fate 🚀

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Behold, a most peculiar postwar plan for Gaza, whispered through the corridors of the Trump administration, as if the very air were conspiring to spin tales of tech and treachery! 🧠

The plan, a marvel of high-tech ideas, such as blockchain, which is as reliable as a Russian matryoshka doll. While it may lure investors with promises of rebuilding, it raises eyebrows about stripping Palestinians of their land and rights-like a fox in a henhouse! 🐺

A U.S.-Run Gaza for a Decade

The plan, dubbed the GREAT Trust (Gaza Reconstitution, Economic Acceleration and Transformation), envisions turning Gaza into a global hub for technology, tourism, and manufacturing. A vision so grand, it could make a Cossack weep with joy! 🎩

At the heart of this proposal lies a controversial relocation plan. Gaza’s 2 million residents would be encouraged to voluntarily move abroad or into tightly controlled secure zones during the rebuilding period. A noble cause, or a clever ruse? 🕰️

Those who leave would be offered: 🎁

  • $5,000 in cash, a sum so generous it would make a Cossack weep with joy 💸
  • Four years of rent subsidies, because nothing says “welcome to your new life” like a temporary roof! 🏡
  • One year of food aid, because even a blockchain can’t replace a good meal 🍞

According to the trust, this approach would save $23,000 per person compared to housing them in secure areas, creating a strong financial incentive to relocate. A deal so sweet, even a donkey would consider it! 🐴

Turning Land into Blockchain Tokens 🧾

Another key part of the proposal is the tokenization of Gaza’s land. Instead of traditional property rights, residents would receive digital tokens recorded on a blockchain. These tokens could either be cashed out to help them start a new life abroad or later redeemed for property in AI-powered smart cities that the plan promises to build. A modern-day alchemy! 🔮

The land would be divided into fractional ownership shares that could be sold to global investors to raise funds for reconstruction. These tokens would also be tradeable on cryptocurrency markets, turning Palestinian land ownership into blockchain assets. A true testament to the power of digital wizardry! 💻

Mega-Projects and Futuristic Cities 🌆

The plan outlines 10 major projects, including ports, highways, a railway, an AI data center, luxury resort islands modeled on Dubai, and an “Elon Musk Smart Manufacturing Zone.” A vision so grand, it could make a camel jealous! 🐪

The GREAT Trust claims these developments could attract $100 billion in investment and estimates the value could quadruple within ten years, creating ongoing profits for investors. A financial miracle, or a mirage? 🌀

Trump reportedly discussed these proposals at a White House meeting on Wednesday, where he reiterated his vision of transforming Gaza into a “Riviera of the Middle East.” The plan emphasizes that it would not require U.S. government funding, relying instead on public and private investment. A tale as old as time! 📜

Backlash Over Ethics and Human Impact 😤

However, the proposal has also faced strong criticism, with Civil rights groups warning that tokenizing Palestinian land “would amount to a war crime of historic proportions.” Trump’s earlier remarks that the U.S. could take control of Gaza had also sparked outrage among Palestinians and humanitarian groups. A storm of indignation! ⛈️

The reported proposal for a U.S.-Israeli takeover of Gaza and the mass theft of Palestinian land through a digital token scheme is not only morally abhorrent and illegal under international law, it would amount to a war crime of historic proportions that would spark generations…

– CAIR National (@CAIRNational) August 31, 2025

While supporters see this as a bold rebuild, critics warn it could violate international law. Many Gazans say that no offer of cash or housing could make them leave their homeland. A sentiment as unshakable as a Cossack’s pride! 🇵🇸

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2025-09-01 12:51