So, here’s the thing. Ever since Donald Trump decided to get all futuristic and made the audacious move to launch the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR), the U.S. government’s bitcoin stash has *magically* grown by nearly $7 billion in value. Yes, *you read that right* – $7 billion. Not bad for a few months of work, huh? 🙄
U.S. Bitcoin Reserves Soar—Because Why Not?
Back in the day (when Bitcoin was basically the digital equivalent of Monopoly money), the U.S. government casually dumped chunks of its BTC holdings for pennies on the dollar. Fast-forward to 2025, and—surprise!—President Trump decided that the U.S. *definitely* should be in the Bitcoin game. This is not a drill, people. On March 6, 2025, Trump signed an executive order to create the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and made it clear that the U.S. would no longer *sell* its BTC. Go big or go home, right? 🚀

At the time, Bitcoin was chilling at around $90,000 per coin. Fast-forward to the present day, and it’s now hovering at a jaw-dropping $121,756. Which means the U.S. government’s 198,012 BTC has surged by *a cool $6.95 billion* since March 6. Not too shabby, right? 😏
So, what’s the grand total for their crypto treasure chest now? Drumroll, please… $24.85 billion, with a side of ETH. Oh yes, the U.S. government also owns 59,951 ETH, which, back in March, was worth $131.91 million. But wait—today, that same stash is sitting pretty at $182.32 million. Talk about a glow-up. ✨
Let’s take a look at the bigger picture, shall we? While the U.S. has been stacking its bitcoin (with some impressive gains), its ethereum stash has been more of a “sell, sell, sell” situation, regularly moving to exchanges like Coinbase. Among nations, the U.S. holds the biggest Bitcoin pile, leaving others like the United Kingdom, Bhutan, and El Salvador scrambling to catch up. And with Bitcoin up over 30% this year, it looks like everyone’s getting a piece of the digital pie. 🍰
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