Well, slap my saddle and call me surprised! After a whopping 43 days of the government playing hide-and-seek with its own employees, the lights are back on in Washington! 🏛️✨ The House, in a rare moment of “let’s not be ridiculous anymore,” passed the funding bill, and our favorite reality-TV-star-turned-President, Donald Trump, signed it faster than you can say “covfefe.” 🖋️💨
“It’s an honor to sign this incredible bill and get our country back to work,” Trump declared from the Oval Office, probably while thinking about his next golf outing. ⛳😏 Hundreds of thousands of federal employees can finally stop binge-watching Netflix and get back to their desks, where they’ll promptly start a countdown to the next shutdown. ⏳🤦♂️
Oh, and let’s not forget the markets! They’re doing their happy dance now that they can access key economic data again. 🎉📈 But let’s be real, folks-this shutdown risk is like a bad sitcom that keeps getting renewed. 🎭🤡 Expect a short-term relief rally, a higher trust premium, and a new macro variable called “governance risk,” which is just a fancy way of saying “Washington being Washington.” 🏛️💸
So, grab your popcorn and stay tuned, because in this circus of politics, the only thing guaranteed is more drama! 🍿🎪
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