Trading Legend Peter Brandt Predicts Bitcoin… Cash? 😱💥 (Not the Glittery Kind!)

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Veteran trader Peter Brandt just did the unthinkable: he shouted out Bitcoin Cash (BCH) like it’s the star of a Eurovision finale! 🎤 While everyone’s busy drooling over BTC, Brandt’s pulling the classic “surprise!” card, waving a banner for the oft-forgotten digital breadstick we all forgot about. 🚨 “Who needs a shiny mainnet coin when you can have a Fork-in-the-Road special?” he’s probably whispering to his chart, with a wink. 😂

In a chart shared with his 700,000 followers (probably after a 3AM espresso), Brandt circled a “breakout setup” like a hawk spotting a mouse-except the mouse is $719.43 and it’s got zero interest in not getting pounced. 🦅💸 “It’s been a chronic underperformer for years,” he admitted, “but now? It’s either about to go full dragon or collapse under the weight of its own expectations!” 🐉💣

BCH itself isn’t sweating it-currently chilling at $655.58, just 10% shy of its 2024 peak. Either this is the calm before the digital storm, or Brandt’s just really into the “slow build to a gasp-inducing reveal” trope. 🌪️🎭

What if it cracks $719.43? Brandt cryptically wrote, “This could be the definition of ‘exciting’,” which sounds less like advice and more like the call-to-arms for a revolution. 🏁 “Classic chart patterns-done right! Because everyone breaks out after the party, right?” 🤹♂️

Meanwhile, the setup’s been hoarding volume like a squirrel with a nut obsession. 💰🌰 If it breaks through that resistance line, it’ll be the first time since May 2021 it can say, “Hey, I’m not a joke coin anymore!” Or is it? Only time will tell if this “other Bitcoin” has one more Twilight Zone twist up its sleeve. 🌀 Who’s watching the monthly close now? 😏

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2026-01-12 12:21