Ah, the grand theater of American politics conjures yet another act — Democrat Senator Jon Ossoff of Georgia boldly declares that President Trump’s memecoin escapades have crossed the Rubicon of legality, demanding impeachment faster than you can say “blockchain.”
At a town hall meeting (because where else do serious impeachable offenses get roasted?), Ossoff opined that Trump’s meme strategy isn’t just a quirky social experiment but a bona fide ticket to the impeachment express — provided, naturally, that the Democrats wrest the House from the clutches of the opposition. Dramatic tension, folks!
Apparently, the president’s mysterious art of hobnobbing exclusively with those clutching his legendary memecoin is the smoking gun. Ossoff paints the scene thus: the “top holders” of this digital trinket get a shiny seat at a gala dinner, a privilege normally reserved for, well, diplomats or people with actual influence.
Ossoff lamented, “Imagine! Just 48 hours ago, the commander-in-chief was auctioning access like a street vendor selling hotdogs — memecoin in hand. If this isn’t impeachable, then what is?” Cue the ominous music.
News flash: the crème de la crème of Trump’s memecoin holders — a staggering 220 in number — are invited to a sumptuous gala on May 22nd at his private golf club. Exclusive? Absolutely. Impeachable? Well, that’s the debate for the ages.
And the plot thickens: Ossoff hints at some court rulings being ignored but, in classic political mystery fashion, leaves the details shrouded in fog. One can’t help but recall whispers about a Supreme Court directive concerning a deported gent in El Salvador, but hey, who’s counting?
The chorus of impeachment calls gets a bass line from Reps. Al Green (Texas) and Shri Thanedar (Michigan) — apparently, the more the merrier in this constitutional soiree.
Of course, to actually impeach a president, one requires the rare unicorn of political unicorns — a House majority AND two-thirds of the Senate nodding in agreement. Spoiler alert: easier said than done.
Meanwhile, TRUMP memecoin dips 4.4% to $14.79, the only thing going down faster than political fortunes these days.
So, sit back and grab your popcorn 🍿 — the memecoin gala might be the hottest ticket in town, impeachments notwithstanding.
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