Imagine a giant, grumpy creature called the Federal Reserve, arms crossed, refusing to budge, even though everyone’s elbowing and shouting, “Go on, make a move!” The Fed, like a stubborn old owl, has decided to keep its interest rate exactly where it is—at roughly 4.25% to 4.5%. Why? Well, because President Trump’s tariffs are playing pin the tail on the donkey with the economy, and no one quite knows where the tail will land! 🦉🔨
Fed Plays the Waiting Game—Again
On a sunny Wednesday, July 30th, the Fed announced that they were sticking to their guns—they weren’t budging from their rate. This is the fifth time they’ve said, “Nope, not today,” despite Trump’s relentless nagging to cut those interest rates like a desperate barber!
The markets, ever hopeful that the Fed would flip, only mustered a tiny cheer—like a squirrel trying to roar—up 0.06% on the Dow and a slightly more enthusiastic 0.5% on the Nasdaq. Meanwhile, the prices of things that make life sparkly—appliances, furniture, toys—were creeping up, as inflation tiptoed cautiously into the room, not as bold as some starry-eyed economists had imagined.
“In pondering whether to change the interest rate range again, we will carefully—carefully, I say—review all the incoming data, the constantly shifting outlook, and the risky risks,” the FOMC spokesman declared, sounding as serious as a detective in a trench coat.
Jerome Powell and his merry band of rate-holders are just waiting, watching the tariffs and wondering if they’ll turn their economy into a pot of boiling spaghetti. Prices on gadgets and gizmos are rising, but not enough to send everyone into a panic—yet.
As for Trump? Well, he’s still barking for lower rates, barking louder than a dog in a thunderstorm, trying to pull those levers of power like a toddler with a shiny button. 🎯
And over in Crypto-land, Bitcoin hung around at about $118K—like a sleepy cat lazily ignoring the chaos outside its window. 🐱💰
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