While the rest of the world was busy chasing the shimmering mirage of ETFs, Bitmine was busy building a treasury so vast it could make a sovereign wealth fund blush 🤯. In their latest disclosure, the company revealed holdings totaling a jaw-dropping $14.2 billion, anchored by a position in Ethereum [ETH] so massive it could sink a small nation’s economy-4.14 million ETH, to be precise.
With 3.43% of all ETH in existence, Bitmine is no longer just an investor; they’re the puppet master pulling the strings of the Ethereum network, one block at a time 💪.
Tom Lee’s Two Cents (or Three Billion Dollars)
Thomas “Tom” Lee of Fundstrat, Chairman of Bitmine, weighed in with his usual gravitas, saying,
“In the final week of 2025, total equity and crypto activity slowed, and yet we acquired 32,977 ETH in the past week.”
He continued,
“Our analysis shows that Bitmine has continued to accumulate ETH at an accelerated pace versus other Ethereum DATs. We remain the largest ‘fresh money’ buyer of ETH in the world.”
But Tom isn’t stopping there. He’s asking shareholders to approve a massive hike in authorized shares on 15 January 🤔. Why? Because Bitmine has its sights set on launching its pièce de résistance: the Made in America Validator Network (MAVAN).
Lee elaborated,
“We continue to make progress on our staking solution known as The Made in America Validator Network (MAVAN). This will be the ‘best-in-class’ solution offering secure staking infrastructure and will be deployed in early calendar 2026.”
Because, of course, nothing screams “American innovation” like a crypto staking network, right? 🇺🇸
Market Dynamics: Where Eth Goes, Bitmine Follows
Bitmine’s latest update cements their position as the largest ETH treasury, second only to Strategy in total crypto holdings. While they currently hold a staggering 4.14 million ETH, only 659,219 ETH (approx. $2.1 billion) is staked-but hey, baby steps, right? 🐣
Recently, they staked an additional 118,944 ETH, pushing their total staked position even higher 💰. Meanwhile, BMNR’s stock saw a 2.91% hike to trade at $33.35, while Ethereum’s price climbed by 1.9% to hit $3,239. Not bad for a Monday morning 📈.
Final Thoughts (Because We Ran Out of Headings)
- By building MAVAN, Bitmine aims to become the backbone of U.S Ethereum validation, something no other public company has dared to do at this scale.
- Bitmine is now doing with Ethereum what Strategy has done with Bitcoin so far. Because imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? 🙃
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