The Curious Case of Mr. Saylor and His Peculiar Affection for Bitcoin

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a gentleman of substantial fortune must be in want of an investment. Such is the case with Mr. Michael Saylor, the proprietor of a most intriguing enterprise, known to many as Strategy (formerly MicroStrategy), who has recently indulged in a most extravagant acquisition of no less than 22,305 Bitcoins, thereby depleting his coffers of approximately $2.13 billion. One might say he possesses an insatiable appetite for this digital currency, which hath now swelled his corporate treasury to a staggering total of 709,715 BTC, obtained at an eye-watering expense of around $53.92 billion, which, per unit, translates to an average of $75,979 for each ethereal coin.

To find oneself among the most distinguished public corporate holders of Bitcoin is indeed a feather in one’s cap, and Mr. Saylor seems ever determined to showcase his unwavering fidelity to this asset, even as the market dances about like a lively ball, leaving one to wonder if he hath not mistaken speculation for sound investment. Should we not raise our eyebrows in amusement at the fervor with which he pursues such a capricious venture? For what is life without a little risk, I ask you, particularly when one has a fortune at stake and a penchant for the dramatic!

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2026-01-20 17:23