Picture, if you will, a silk-gloved giant—let us call him Tether—humming contentedly as his corpulent pockets gasp and bulge, one digital dollar after another waddling obediently into his embrace. Lo! The figures: a voluptuous 36% supply amplification in the span of but a year (truffle pigs would writhe in envy), leaving rival stablecoins with nothing but the crumbs of market share, clinging to their dignity and the approximate 40% consolation prize.
Wallets! Oh! Their number sprawls indecently, not unlike Roman senators at a banquet, from shy, bashful 20 million to a thunderous 30 million—Dune and Artemis, those all-seeing oracles, blink in disbelief. It seems the world simply cannot resist the aroma of fresh, unspent Tether.
America, as is her wont, raises a prim eyebrow. Regulatory corsets prevent Tether from kicking off her shoes and dancing in the U.S. ballroom, but rumor has it that a “domesticated” stablecoin is being stitched, with CEO Paolo Ardoino himself dropping cryptic hints (in the key of “soon-ish”). Will this Yankee Doodle Token sport stars, stripes, and a tax form in triplicate? We wait, breath bated and wallets agape.
The STABLE Act (in block letters, so you know it means business), meanwhile, is paraded about Congress like an overambitious debutante at her first cotillion. Timothy Massad, ex-CFTC head and accidental Cassandra, gently suggests—mid-hearing, tie a-touch askew—that the bill may suffer from an acute lack of “federal oomph”. Lawmakers grumble; pushback simmers; nano-caffeinated interns tweet furiously.
And through it all, Tether pirouettes, unstoppable, an awkward yet mesmerizing ballet dancer gliding across the global stage. The company sharpens its ambitions for “integration” into the U.S. financial circus, as if to say: “Don’t worry, we’ll bring our own elephants.”
The next act of stablecoin drama? Who knows. At this rate, even Gatsby would have cashed out early—but Tether just keeps reinflating its party balloons. 💰🎈
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