Everyone’s talking about AI spending – Alphabet, Amazon, throwing money at the problem like it’s confetti. Which is… predictable. What’s less predictable, and frankly, a little unsettling, is Tesla. They’re not just spending; they’re committing. Twenty billion dollars-plus in 2026. It’s the kind of number that makes even me, a seasoned investor, reach for a second cup of tea. And maybe a stress ball shaped like a Cybertruck.
My brother-in-law, Dale, thinks it’s a bubble. He’s a plumber, Dale. His investment strategy involves putting money in mattresses. But even he admits the sheer scale is… something. What’s interesting isn’t just the money, but where it’s going. It’s not all just more of the same EV production, which, let’s be honest, is already pretty impressive. They’re building factories for Optimus robots, Semi trucks, and massive battery storage. It’s like they’re prepping for the singularity, or at least a very efficient delivery service.
The Long Game
They’re also investing in lithium refinement, lower-cost LFP batteries, and, crucially, a dedicated Cybercab factory. Now, I’ve seen a lot of automotive ventures, and usually, the ‘dedicated’ factories are where dreams go to die. But this…this feels different. It’s not about just selling more cars. It’s about selling a transportation service. They’re betting that people won’t want to own cars, they’ll want to hail a robotaxi. A perfectly sanitized, self-driving pod that arrives precisely when you need it. It’s terrifying and… strangely appealing.
Ford, GM, Stellantis are scaling back EV plans, focusing on affordability. Sensible, perhaps. But Tesla? They’re doubling down on autonomy. It’s like everyone else is building slightly better horses, and Tesla is building a spaceship. A very expensive, potentially flawed spaceship, but a spaceship nonetheless.
Winning the Future, One Mile at a Time
Musk, on the earnings call, made a rather bleak prediction. “Less than 5% of miles driven will be where somebody is actually driving the car themselves.” It’s a statement that filled me with a strange mix of dread and professional curiosity. He’s not just building cars; he’s anticipating a future where driving is an antiquated hobby, like collecting porcelain dolls or operating a manual typewriter. And he believes Cybercabs will be the dominant vehicle. More Cybercabs than everything else, combined. It’s a bold claim. It’s the kind of claim that makes you wonder if he’s been spending too much time in the factory with the robots.
There’s a lot that needs to happen, of course. Regulatory approval. Launching the Cybercab. Getting fully self-driving software approved for commercial use. It’s a high-wire act, and the net looks suspiciously flimsy. But here’s the thing: I looked at the data. Insurify.com lists the top rideshare vehicles. And the Tesla Model 3 is at the top, despite being the most expensive. Which suggests that people are willing to pay a premium for the Tesla experience. Now, imagine that same experience, but without the driver. The cost savings would be significant.
A Tesla taxi with a driver is one thing. A $30,000 Cybercab, running on autopilot? That’s a game changer. It could undercut every other taxi service on the planet. It’s a terrifying thought for the traditional taxi industry, but a potentially lucrative one for Tesla shareholders.
The Upside Risk
The lithium investment supports battery production, which fuels the Cybercab rollout. The existing EV popularity demonstrates a willingness to embrace Tesla technology. If they can navigate the regulatory hurdles, the cost-per-mile case for robotaxis becomes compelling. It’s a big ‘if,’ of course. But the potential reward is enormous.
Will it all work out? Honestly, I have no idea. Investing is rarely about certainty. It’s about assessing risk and potential reward. And with Tesla, the risk is high, but the upside… the upside is truly astronomical. It’s enough to make even a cynical, seasoned investor like myself believe in the stock. And maybe, just maybe, start practicing my robot wave.
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2026-02-16 11:42