Tesla (TSLA) investors, gather ’round! Prepare for a fiscal fiasco in 2026, as if the stock market itself is auditioning for a Shakespearean tragedy. Adam Jonas, a financial soothsayer at Morgan Stanley, warns, “Next year could be a pretty dreadful year for EVs in this country.” Dreadful? More like a bungee jump for your wallet! While Tesla’s sales growth has been slower than a sloth on a Sunday, the real fun begins this week-unless, of course, your idea of fun is watching a stock chart do the Macarena.
EV Demand: A Drop So Sharp, It Could Cut Your Budget
Why the bearishness, you ask? Oh, it’s not just the tax credits vanishing like a magician’s rabbit. Those $7,500 tax credits once made EVs sparkle like a knight’s armor. Now? They’re as useful as a screen door on a submarine. Eric Bradlow, an EV demand oracle at The Wharton School, sighs, “Consumers considering an EV or hybrid are more pragmatic and cost-conscious than current EV owners.” Translation: They’re calculating their budgets like a medieval scribe tallying the king’s gold. Meanwhile, Tesla’s CEO, Elon Musk, is busy dodging social media arrows and product lineups that resemble a “Twilight Zone” episode-stale, mysterious, and slightly unsettling.
Tesla’s revenue is expected to fall by nearly 5% this year-ouch! But hold your horses (or electric trucks)! Next year, sales might grow by 20%. If you believe that, you’ll believe the tooth fairy owns a Tesla factory. Experts like Bradlow and Jonas whisper, “2026 could disappoint,” which is Wall Street code for “brace for a fiscal earthquake.”
Investors, steel yourselves for sales results as lumpy as a medieval stew. Prospective EV buyers might’ve rushed to buy before tax incentives expired in September, creating a “phantom boom” that’ll vanish like a mirage in the Sahara. Next quarter’s numbers might glitter, but the following quarters? Imagine a rollercoaster designed by a toddler-thrills, drops, and a side of existential dread. 🤡
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2025-10-05 13:43