Well, hold onto your hats, ladies and gentlemen! Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy – because why not?) has just thrown a financial fête by gobbling up a hearty 13,627 Bitcoin for a cool $1.25 billion. That’s right, they’re on a bit of a crypto spree, like a kid in a candy store-if the kid had a billion dollars and a penchant for digital gold. 🍬💸
According to the venerable Michael Saylor, the company’s last grand Bitcoin caper was nearly six months ago, on July 29-which, I dare say, is just long enough for folks to forget they ever owned a penny. Back then, they amassed a whopping 21,021 BTC for a hefty $2.47 billion, proving once again that the sort of fun you can have with a few billion is obviously endless. 😉
In total, our dear friends have parted ways with nearly $52 billion, only to amass a digital hoard whose average price now stands at a modest $75,353 per Bitcoin. Today’s market price? A piffling $90,547! Almost enough to buy a small island in the Caribbean, or at least a really fancy yacht. 🚤🌴
They’ve been busy bees – snagging 10,645 BTC on December 15, and a slightly lesser 10,624 BTC on December 8, but neither of these transactions quite crossed the $1 billion line in the sand, as if to say, “Not yet, but just wait!” Talk about a game of digital high-stakes poker. 🃏💻
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2026-01-12 16:55