In a most audacious theatrics reminiscent of a grand circus, Strategy has unfurled a dazzling $2 billion tapestry woven of preferred stocks, all under the watchful eyes of the financial titans Morgan Stanley, Barclays, and their illustrious companions. It appears they have decided to quadruple the initial modest target, because why not seize the day when the Bitcoin bonanza beckons? 🤑
Each share, cunningly priced at a mere $90 with a delightful 9% dividend, audibly echoes the clamor of institutional demand. Thus, we witness one of the most gargantuan crypto-related cash grabs by a publicly traded entity! It seems Strategy has firmly grasped the Bitcoin lifebuoy, pulling it in as a veritable treasure chest for its treasury. 💎
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Is Bitcoin the latest darling in the corporate ball? 💃
This latest siren call—a staggering $2 billion capital lunge—marks the zenith of a five-year escapade reshaping the very soul of Strategy itself. From the mundane realm of business intelligence to the thrilling dance with Bitcoin in 2020, a glimmering hoard of 607,770 BTC now fills their coffers, valued at an eye-watering $72 billion at present rates. Yes, dear readers, this stash accounts for over 3% of all Bitcoin ever conjured, positioning Strategy as the reigning monarch of corporate holders by a landslide! 👑
As per the whispers of Bloomberg, Strategy’s market cap now stands at a staggering $116 billion — a figure once laughable before this Bitcoin-induced transformation. Its stock, MSTR, has rocketed up 3,500% since August 2020, trouncing Bitcoin’s measly 1,100% rise and outshining the S&P 500’s pedestrian 120% leap. Talk about a plot twist! 👀
And here lies the twist: this cinematic performance is not even tethered to its legacy software business, which has long been mired in stagnation. Instead, investors have been entranced, valuing Strategy as a dazzling Bitcoin play, with its stock pirouetting with a beguiling 2-3x the volatility of its Bitcoin counterpart. Quite the spectacle to behold! 🎉
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2025-07-24 22:54