The Stock Market is Going to Bounce Back – Believe Us, It’s a Sure Thing! 🤣
So, let me get this straight… Fundstrat’s Tom Lee is saying the odds of a V-shaped recovery are “extremely high”? Yeah, sure, Tom, because that’s exactly what I want to hear from a guy who’s always right (said no one ever) 🙄.
In a new interview with CNBC Television, Tom Lee spills the beans (or should I say, the stocks?) and says the market could mount a recovery in early April. Yeah, because that’s exactly what we’re all thinking – “Hey, let’s wait till April, I’m sure the market will be fine” 🤪.
“The spike in the VIX (volatility index) or the collapse in investor sentiment or consumer confidence, that all happened around February 2018, so really that coincided with the first low that was made in 2018, and the market began to stage its recovery… “ Oh boy, it sounds like Tom is really grasping at straws here… or should I say, straws that are really weak? 🌱
“But as we start to think about the second half of this year, first of all, we’ve already had the collapse in sentiment. We’ve seen $850 billion of cash raised over the past year in money market balances, and then in the second half, we were looking for tax reform, which really propelled stocks in 2017.” Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need – more money pouring into the stock market, like it’s going out of style (oh wait, it’s always in style for these guys) 💸.
According to Lee, much of the panic in the stock market has already taken place this year, leading him to believe that stocks should start regaining their bullish momentum this week. Uh-huh, because that’s exactly what we’re all thinking – “Hey, let’s just panic a little bit, then wait for it to calm down, and then BAM! Buy, buy, buy!” 🤩
“So I think that the odds of a V-shaped recovery in stocks that come after April 2nd is just extremely high, because we’ve already sequenced a lot of the panic that people saw in 2018. I think it’s already taking place.” Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need – a guy who’s always talking about the “odds” and “sequencing” and “panic”… it’s like he’s trying to confuse us on purpose! 😂
A V-shaped rally is a technical pattern indicating an abrupt bullish reversal and a sharp surge in the market. Yeah, because that’s exactly what we’re all looking for – a sharp surge in the market, followed by a hard landing, and then a repeat of the cycle (yawn) 😴.
Earlier this month, both the stock and crypto markets took a hard hit after President Donald Trump announced tariffs and refused to rule out an upcoming economic recession. Yeah, because that’s exactly what we need – more economic uncertainty, like a fine wine… aged to perfection! 🍷
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2025-03-30 12:22