Fast food darlings, Steak ‘n Shake, owned by the ever-so-chic Biglari Holdings (NYSE: BH.A; BH), has just announced its same-store sales have *soared*-a whopping 10.7% in Q2! But wait, what’s their secret ingredient? Oh, just a dash of Bitcoin! 💸✨
In a particularly thrilling Friday post on X (don’t ask how they got there-maybe via a drive-thru?), Steak ‘n Shake gushed about its sales that jumped higher than my hopes of fitting into my favorite jeans post-holiday feasting. “Thanks a million to the Bitcoin community!” they exclaimed, right after Biglari rolled out their second quarter financials like a proud parent. Dan Edwards, the COO who probably dreams in stock prices and french fries, shared during a Bitcoin Conference (because where else would you discuss fries?!) that they’re “saving 50% in processing fees.” And folks, that’s the kind of maths I can get behind-Bitcoin, Burgers & Beyond sounded better than my love life! Who knew cryptocurrency could be so delicious? 🍕💖
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2025-08-09 12:37