Ah, dear audience! Step closer—no, closer!—and lend me your ears (and perhaps your pockets). The grand Governor Andrew Bailey, in a flourish befitting the finest salons, declared at the revered Andrew Crockett Memorial: “Mon Dieu! Stablecoins, these newfangled digital coins, threaten to knock the royal wig from the head of traditional money! We must gaze with suspicion, like a father spying his daughter’s suitor, at these mischievous payment methods!” 👀
Picture, if you will, a coin, noble in intent, tied by the ankle to the mighty US dollar and promising to hold its value as firmly as a Parisienne clutches her purse in a crowd. Yet our Governor frets: If the rabble adopts these stablecoins, will the financial system wobble like a courtier after too much wine?
“Pray tell,” quoth Bailey, “should these coins of questionable breeding rise to the rank of money, how shall we preserve the holy unity—nay, the singleness—of money? Shall we trust these digital dandies, or is catastrophe but a harpsichord note away?”
Alas! Questions abound like mischievous children: if the realm’s noble reserves—meant for stress relief, not backing up someone’s eccentric money—must now stand ready for a digital crisis, what then? “Perhaps,” Bailey intoned, “official reserves today serve better as the royal handkerchief, dabbing away the sweat of panic when the system sneezes.”
Meanwhile, across the wide Atlantic, US politicians perform their own ballet, twirling the GENIUS Act through the Senate. Supporters claim this drama will make the dollar the belle of the global ball, as if draping the world in sparkling, dollar-backed finery. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, ever the optimist, assures us this can shield the dollar’s delicate honor, even while rivals plot from the shadows.
But beware! Some whisper that countries may become hooked on these digital dollars, as a French aristocrat on fine Bordeaux, leading us to a tragic state of “digital dollarization.” Sacré bleu!
Bailey, soon to seize the scepter at the Financial Stability Board (one can only imagine the powdered wigs), clings to his favorite refrain: “Innovation is splendid—until it isn’t. Let us scrutinize these payment fads with the suspicion of a marquis offered discount lace.”
In sum, dear friends, “Let us keep one eye on progress and the other on our coin purse—lest we find it lightened by some clever digital pickpocket!” 💸🤡
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