Brace yourselves, ladies and gentlemen! South Korea has dropped a 🤡 shocking bomb: they’re launching Bitcoin ETFs by 2026, because why not? 🧨
Copying the Blockbuster Hits First
According to Wu Blockchain and News1 (no, we can’t spell their names either), South Korea’s Economic Growth Strategy is basically a fan-fic of the U.S. and Hong Kong’s crypto adventures. “Let’s just copy the winners!” 🤷♂️
Spot ETFs are like diet crypto-no fat, no fun! You get the glitter of Bitcoin without the dirty blockchain grease. Nobody needs a wallet? 💳 Cool! Let’s all trust some guy in a suit to hold our crypto for us! 🤝
In a stunning turn of events, the U.S. SEC, Hong Kong SFC, and even altcoin Solana got the green light in 2024/25. South Korea’s now playing catch-up, but hey, at least they’re wearing matching uniforms, right? 🎑
The FSC isn’t stopping there-stabilizing stablecoins next! 🚀 Hong Kong’s already got the stablecoin law (August 2024), Japan rolled out yen-backed tokens (October 2024), and now South Korea’s like, “Okay, fine, we’ll do it… but not really until 2026.”
BTC’s price? It’s currently hiding under a rock at $90,500. Maybe South Korea’s ETF will give it a confidence boost? 🙏 But check this carousel of despair: US Bitcoin ETFs just lost $431M in a week. 💸 
The chart! It’s like a funeral – all the money is weeping 🪦 and the ETFs are saying “It’s not you, it’s me” 💔. Unless you’re a whale, this isn’t your week.
BTC Price
Grind it like life’s a grindhouse movie – Bitcoin’s back to $90,500. Smooth like.espresso. 👀
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2026-01-10 03:13