Ah, the grand day of reckoning has arrived! Solana Mobile, that paragon of innovation, has set January 21st as the sacred date for the SKR token’s debut-a token so revolutionary, it will supposedly “coordinate” the Seeker smartphone series. 🤯
who can participate, what rules they follow, and what economic flows keep it going,” Hollyer said in a Jan. 7 X post. (Ah, yes, because nothing says “democracy” like a token that only the wealthy can afford. 🤑)
Seeker is the second-generation device in Solana Mobile’s crypto-integrated smartphone lineup that began with the Saga, which was launched back in April 2023. Initially, the Saga struggled to gain traction, but the devices gained popularity during the 2023 holiday season after meme coin airdrops like BONK became so profitable for users that it exceeded the phone’s $1000 selling price. (The Saga: a reminder that even a broken clock is right twice a day. ⏳)
With Seekers comes Guardians
Seeker was announced in late 2024 to replace the Saga and refine the concept with a more affordable price point and better hardware. Solana Mobile began shipping the new devices to over 50 countries in August last year, after securing more than 150,000 pre-orders. (Pre-orders? Or just a crowd of people hoping for a miracle? 🙌)
The phone’s TEEPIN architecture decentralizes device-level security and app distribution through a multi-layer trust network, with Solana node operators, dubbed Guardians, responsible for verifying devices, curating dApps, and enforcing community rules. (Guardians? More like “Overlords of the Blockchain”! 🦄)
Seeker users will be able to stake and delegate their tokens to these Guardians in exchange for various exclusive in-app features and staking rewards. (Stake your tokens? Or just your dignity? 🧠)
Solana Mobile has already confirmed many of its key infrastructure partners, such as Anza, Helius, Jito, DoubleZero, and Triton One, to serve as Guardians who will be introduced at the SKR token launch. (Partners? Or just a list of names to sound impressive? 📋)
As Solana Mobile focuses on scaling its next-generation ecosystem, it pulled the plug on software support for the Saga devices in October last year, which sold in significantly lower numbers compared to the Seeker. (The Saga: a relic of the past, now relegated to the dustbin of tech history. 🧹)
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2026-01-08 13:49