In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap—if that soap starred a talking hippo and a goat with questionable ethics—two Solana meme coins, MOODENG and GOAT, took the express elevator to Rich Person Penthouse after joining the Binance Alpha program. MOODENG alone decided that 400% gains in a week sounded reasonable, because why not? It’s the most exciting thing to happen to January since the invention of discounted gym memberships.
Binance Alpha, which could be described as “Shark Tank” for tokens that aren’t yet embarrassing to hold, threw both coins onto center stage. Suddenly, everyone wanted a ticket.
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that’s the highest since January 2025, a simpler time, when $180 million in market cap actually felt like “news” instead of “Wednesday.”
Meanwhile, GOAT—the AI-themed meme coin, not Lebron James in peak NFT form—also got its glow-up. Dreamed up by something called Truth Terminal (which the internet assures me is not a cult leader), it was allegedly big on Twitter for pretending to be smart. I can relate.
Not content to let MOODENG get all the crypto groupies, GOAT leapt from $0.14 to $0.17, a 27% gain that had traders high-fiving their houseplants. Its market cap ballooned by $100 million in seven days, proof that either crypto is back, or everyone is simply hallucinating together on Telegram.
Before you start tattooing Solana’s logo on your arm, recall: meme coin enthusiasm had cooled after the infamous LIBRA kerfuffle, which involved less “financial liberty” and more “oh god, what did I just buy?” But nothing says “fresh start” quite like a Binance glow-up.
Apparently, the Alpha Program gives coins instant credibility—or at least a better class of investor FOMO. Skeptics became believers faster than you can say “unregulated market with cartoon animals.”
May 10: According to Dune Analytics (the only dune in crypto not filled with sand or tears), Binance-linked platforms hit a spicy $428.3 million daily volume. This was led by tokens like ZKJ, B2, and SKYAI, each with a name less comprehensible than the last.
That trend kept going, and today’s volume sits at $279 million, fueled by—who else?—our hippo and goat power couple. Binance Alpha now resembles a particularly rowdy nightclub for early-stage Web3 shenanigans. Over 140 projects are listed, clocking more than $15 billion in market cap, or as your parents call it, “Monopoly Money.” All of this since December 2024. I don’t know what the future holds, but at this rate, it probably contains more memes, more animals, and a lot more disbelief.
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