Well, folks, it’s official: Solana Mobile has pulled the plug on its Saga smartphone after just TWO short years. Yes, the same Saga that was supposed to revolutionize your Web3 experience, making you feel like you were living in a futuristic crypto utopia. Too bad it wasn’t quite the success story we were all promised.
The company recently confirmed that they will no longer offer software or security updates, which means your fancy new device is basically being left to fend for itself against the dark corners of the internet. “Compatibility with new software or services cannot be guaranteed,” they said. Translation: good luck with that TikTok update. 🥳
In case you were wondering, this isn’t exactly how the industry rolls. Apple’s iPhones get at least five years of love, and Google’s Pixels? They’re in it for seven. But hey, who needs security when you have… memes? Solana’s two-year cut-off feels more like a slap in the face to loyal fans who trusted in the blockchain dream. 😂
Launched in May 2023, the Saga was marketed as the first Web3-native smartphone, built to combine blockchain tools with the convenience of a regular mobile device. But despite all the hype, it barely managed to sell 20,000 units, a far cry from the 50,000 it aimed for. Guess the world wasn’t quite ready to ditch Apple just yet. 🍏
And let’s not forget its role in Solana’s memecoin frenzy. The Saga wasn’t exactly a tech marvel, but it did come preloaded with crypto wallets, and those wallets became a playground for tokens being dropped from Solana-based projects. Who knew your phone could become a hotbed of speculative madness? 🤡
Now, just a few months after launching the new Seeker phone, it’s clear Solana is shifting gears. Looks like the whole crypto-phone thing may have been another one of those “hot for a minute” fads. Go ahead, try convincing your friends that you own a Saga. You’ll get the same look as if you were holding up a Betamax player at a DVD convention.
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2025-10-21 21:25