Ah, what a curious tale from the strange land of Ethereum! It appears that the valiant wizards behind the magic-those so-called core developers-are toiling away in the cold shadows of underpayment, robbed of their rightful gold coins by more cunning rivals.
The merry band called Protocol Guild conducted a grand inquisition of 111 from a council of 190 brave souls. The result? Most earn only half or even less of what their dashing brethren fetch elsewhere, a tragic comedy worthy of a Gogol sketch.
That Most Unfair Chasm of Coin
Imagine this: the median purse jingles with a modest $140,000 for our Ethereum conjurers, while scoundrels from competing realms parade about with $300,000 stuffed in their pockets! The fine print speaks of client developers scraping by on $130,000, researchers clutching an impressive $215,000, and coordinators dancing on the edges of $130,000.
And as if the tale couldn’t deepen its gloom, these industrious souls receive no shiny tokens or equity-nay, a veritable zero in this regard! Only a third are graced with any such treasure. Meanwhile, rival kingdoms lavish their champions with a bountiful 6.5% stake on average-some even feasting on as much as 30%! Surely, those are fairy tales, but alas, no.
So great is this injustice that nearly 40% of these poor wizards have been wooed by other realms-tempting offers aplenty, some promising as much as $700,000 to abandon ship and join another cause. “Fie!” cries the Ethereum developer, torn between duty and gold.
Guild to the Rescue? Or Just a Band of Merry Beggars?
Since 2022, the Protocol Guild emerged as the benevolent knight in tarnished armor, doling out over $33 million collected from such generous patrons as EigenLayer, Ether.fi, and the ever-mysterious VanEck (who pledged profits like a prodigal uncle). This modest largesse has lifted the weary developer’s coin from $140,000 to a less wretched $207,121 on average.
One might say this charity is akin to a warm blanket for a freezing man in the snow-59% proclaim it “very” or “extremely” vital for their continued endurance in the Ethereum mines.
All this hustle and bustle supports a network boasting a trillion dollars’ worth of virtue, millions of worshippers, and a thousand enchanted applications-all trembling on the hope that their humble scribes do not flee in search of greener pastures.
Without a doubt, the Guild bemoans the current knavery of pay, warning that if the coffers remain sealed, the bright future of Ethereum may dim, and the great roadmap will gather dust like an old relic.
Thus, the call echoes through coded halls: “Pay them their due, lest the conjurers vanish and the digital empire crumble.” A grim, yet comically tragic fate for those who write the spells that bind the crypto realms together.
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