SHOCKING: Cardano CEO Claims They Can DESTROY Visa While Drinking Tea in Paris! 🤯

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Ah, my dear reader, what a peculiar tale I must share with you today! 🎭 Picture, if you will, our protagonist Frederik Gregaard, that curious specimen of blockchain aristocracy, standing before the fashionable Parisian crowd like some modern-day Napoleon of cryptocurrencies.

How he suffered! How he agonized! 😫 Like a man possessed by the demons of decentralization, he spoke of Bitcoin‘s original sin – the exclusion of the poor from financial paradise. “We thought about this opportunity,” he declared, his voice trembling with the weight of philosophical burden, as if Raskolnikov himself were discussing blockchain rather than moral dilemmas.

And then, oh, the delicious irony! 😏 Our dear Gregaard, this tortured soul, spoke of how Wall Street – that grand villain! – is “creeping in on us again.” Ha! As if the bourgeoisie could ever resist the sweet smell of digital money! They are like cats to cream, my friends.

But wait! The plot thickens like a bowl of cold borscht! 🍲 Our hero, possessed by a fever dream of technological grandeur, proclaimed that Cardano could process more transactions than Visa! Ninety million in one day, he says! Such numbers! Such madness! Is this not the very definition of digital delirium?

And AI! Oh, how he spoke of AI with the terror and fascination of a man watching his own shadow grow! “The world will be dominated by AI,” he prophesied, like a crypto-Nostradamus in a tailored suit. 🔮

The Cardano Foundation itself, he tells us, puts its financial statements on-chain – a confession of sorts, as if placing one’s sins directly before the blockchain gods! What remarkable penance! What technological self-flagellation! 😅

And just imagine, dear reader, as our hero painted a picture of the future where companies worth trillions employ but a handful of souls – a dystopian comedy worthy of Gogol himself! 🎭

At press time, Cardano traded at $0.63 – a humble sum for such grandiose dreams, wouldn’t you say? But then again, as we all know, even the poorest man may dream like a king! 👑

TODAY: Frederik Gregaard (@F_Gregaard), CEO of @Cardano_CF, spoke on the main stage at Paris Blockchain Week.

Here’s the full keynote.

— Cardanians (CRDN) (@Cardanians_io) April 10, 2025

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2025-04-12 00:43