Oh, what a wild, whirling whirlpool of chaos XRP has become! Like a mischievous squirrel on a sugar rush, it’s jiggling lower after the Federal Reserve had its say. Traders are biting their nails, squinting at the magic number-$1.90-hoping it’s a fortress rather than a trapdoor. 🎢
Meanwhile, the market’s behaving like a confused hedgehog-hot and cold, up and down, totally range-bound with all the grace of a headless chicken. XRP, sitting proudly at $2.01 (a big “meh” of a loss), is stuck in its long, dull trapeze act between $1.90 and $3.60. Multiple attempts to break the $2.10 barrier? Fail! It’s like trying to open a stuck jam jar-frustrating and ultimately fruitless.
According to the wise ChartNerd, our beloved XRP’s RSI is in a tiny squeeze, reading a feeble 39-like a weary little bunny unsure if it should hop or hide. But wait! The Stochastic RSI is in oversold territory and flipping bullish-perhaps it’s whispering secrets of a sneaky reversal, if only the $1.90 support stays strong enough to stop the ship from sinking. 🐰
$XRP: Post-FOMC chaos, markets are wobbling like a drunk ballerina. RSI is whimpering in compression, and Stoch RSI is in oversold-hoping for a boost. Any further slide towards $1.90? Bring it on. Loading… 🚀
– ChartNerd (@ChartNerdTA) December 11, 2025
The Market’s Playing Hard to Get
Cryptowizard cryptically said XRP’s recent nosedive was just following Bitcoin down the rabbit hole-probably feeling anxious at the Fed’s latest antics. They reckon once Bitcoin finds its footing and the panic party settles, XRP might just bounce back with a cheeky grin.
“When Bitcoin Uncle finds support and cools off the fireworks, XRP might just go up,” they winked.
Current support at $2 is like a stubborn old mule-resisting, but with a shiny new $2.3 resistance waiting just around the corner. If XRP slips below $2, well, the long and winding road to $1.90 beckons-imagine the drama! 🎭
On-Chain Gossip-Not All Clear Skies
Steph Is Crypto reports that XRP’s on-chain activity has shrunk to a sleepy 37,088 active addresses-like a quiet Sunday morning. Yet, big investors still throw money into US XRP ETFs, swamping the scene with over $190 million, staying loyal amid all the chaos.
Exchanges have become emptier too, down to 2.6 billion tokens, as over a billion gets moved off-platform faster than you can say “buy the dip.” Big sharks have sold off over half a billion XRP worth a billion dollars-more drama than a soap opera! 📺
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2025-12-11 17:59