Honestly, September has a reputation worse than my ex’s-if you know, you know. The markets are down, everyone’s clutching their keyboards with existential dread, and yet, the brave souls in the Shiba Inu cult…sorry, community, are radiating hope like it’s going out of style.
Over on X (because Twitter needed a midlife crisis, too), a Shiba Inu-dedicated account, Shibarium (handle: Shibizens), is fan-fictioning their way straight through 2026 with a schedule that feels about as reliable as my mindfulness app’s promise to transform my life.
Ah, behold the prophecy:
🔥 September – Sparktember. Utility! New launches! Please, let there be a spark, anything, anyone!
🚀 October – Uptober. The phrase “bull rally vibes” is back-and it’s still vague.
🌙 November – Moonvember. All-Time-High narratives and enough moon-talk to start an amateur astronomy club.
💧 December – DeFi December. Liquidity, staking, “protocol growth”-it’s basically the gym membership of crypto.
📈 January -…– Shibarium | SHIB.IO (@Shibizens) September 2, 2025
In their tweet, Shibizens dubbed September as “Sparktember,” (insert jazz hands) hoping it ignites utility and fresh launches in the Shiba Inu universe. Like watching someone try to light a barbecue with a wet matchstick-tense, yet weirdly entertaining.
October: the legendary “Uptober.” Is it a rally, is it a vibe, is it all just wishful thinking with memes and stock photos of rockets? Hard to say. Shiba Inu hit its all-time high back in October 2021, so obviously, superstition is driving the bus here.
November is “Moonvember,” (yes, really) because who doesn’t love the promise of new ATHs? It sounds cool until you realize you’re just refreshing charts like a caffeinated squirrel.
December, naturally, is “DeFi December.” More liquidity, more staking, more protocol growth, and presumably, even more acronyms to pretend we understand at holiday parties.
January 2026: “Gainuary.” If nothing else, you’ve got to admire their commitment; I barely have the motivation to schedule my dentist appointment. February is “Febullary,” and March is when SHIB will apparently “March” to millions of adopters-plus all the FOMO you can eat.
Shiba Inu’s Sparktember?
Currently, Shiba Inu is down 0.75%, trading at $0.00001229-because nothing says excitement like four zeros before your investment does anything.
The next few trading sessions are supposed to be important. Emphasis on “supposed”; September’s reputation as the party pooper of crypto persists.
Meanwhile, Federal Reserve drama continues. Jerome Powell and his pals might cut rates in September, maybe, sort of, one day, if the mood strikes. The jobs market is looking weaker, much like my willpower when confronted by a bag of crisps.
A “soft print” might, in theory, trigger this mystical September rate cut, sending crypto nerds into a buying frenzy. Until then, everyone is just sitting around trading sideways-like watching paint dry, but with candlesticks.
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2025-09-02 14:41