Shiba Inu (SHIB) Crash Incoming? The Dead Cat Bounce That’s Just a Fancy Term for Fail

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Oh great, look at this. Shiba Inu’s doing its best impression of a bouncing dead cat-really fancy footwork, folks. No volume, no real change, just a quick hop back up and then-bam-is right back down. The chart’s got more cracks than my favorite soup bowl. It’s like watching a bad magic trick-“Look here, folks! Look at this bounce!” And then, poof, it’s gone. Classic, really. 🎩🐱

SHIB in Clear Downtrend – Surprise, Surprise

All those moving averages-50, 100, 200 days-they’re practically waving goodbye, sloping down faster than my patience with this market. And every attempt to climb out? Like trying to get out of a pool with a weight attached. Nope. The 20-day EMA? That’s just a tease-trying to look hopeful, but nope, immediately smacked down. Every. Single. Time. It’s like trying to push a rope. Or convincing my wife I’m right. Doesn’t happen. ⬇️

Buyers are getting tired, liquidity pools? They’re drier than my humor. Rallies? More like exits disguised as rallies-if you blink, you’re out. The pattern? No signs of a real turnaround-just lower highs, lower lows. The bounce? Just tapping under the resistance, then rolling over faster than my chances of winning the lottery. Dead cat bounce? More like flop cat bounce, am I right? 🐾

Zero Removal? Yeah, Right.

Forget about SHIB removing zeros in the near future. It’s like hoping your go-to coffee shop opens at 4 a.m.-not gonna happen. To even start thinking about knocking off a zero, we need some consistent upward movement, a breakout above those stubborn MA lines, and a surge in volume and sentiment. And guess what? That’s not happening. The volume? Thin as my patience. Momentum indicators? stuck in neutral-no juice, no fire. Just a long, boring retest of lows, folks. Buckle up. 🚗💨

And don’t forget-if Bitcoin catches a cold, SHIB’s gonna sneeze worse. Expect that downward spiral if liquidity keeps drying up. Investors? Keep your expectations lower than my IQ at a math test. SHIB’s stuck in a channel-probably sinking faster than my jokes at a family dinner. No breakout in sight, just sideways or down. That’s the path of least resistance-because resistance is more like an illusion, like my ex’s excuse for leaving. 😅

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2025-12-05 12:12