Oh, darling, grab your pearls and your Bitcoin wallet, because the plot has thickened like a bowl of Bridget Jones’s leftover lasagna. UAE’s very own Sheikh Tahnoon-yes, the one with the fancy title and even fancier investments-has quietly slipped into the Trump-linked World Liberty Financial like a man sneaking into a midnight fridge raid. Except this time, it’s 49% of a stablecoin empire, not leftover curry.
- Aryam Investment, Sheikh Tahnoon’s little side hustle, snapped up a secret 49% stake in Trump’s crypto playground for a cool $500 million. Eric Trump signed off on it, probably while googling “what is blockchain?”
- Then, in a move that screams “I’m not just here for the canapés,” MGX (also chaired by Sheikh Tahnoon, because why not?) used WLFI’s USD1 stablecoin to funnel $2 billion into Binance. Boom. Instant crypto royalty. Crown not included.
- Oh, and did we mention this all happened just as the US decided to play nice with the UAE over AI chip exports? Coincidence? Probably. Quid pro quo? Let’s not go there-Bridget’s diary has enough drama already.
Sheikh Tahnoon bin Zayed Al Nahyan-yes, the same chap who juggles UAE intelligence, national security, and a side gig as AI overlord at G42-has added “crypto mogul” to his LinkedIn profile. Because why stop at controlling spies and chips when you can also dabble in digital dollars?
The US, meanwhile, was busy loosening its grip on AI chip exports to the UAE, just months after Sheikh Tahnoon’s crypto shopping spree. “Totally unrelated,” said no one, ever. But hey, who are we to judge? Love, crypto, and geopolitics-it’s complicated.
World Liberty Financial and Emirati Sheikh: A Match Made in (Stable)Coin Heaven
World Liberty Financial-the crypto firm with more Trump ties than Mar-a-Lago’s guest list-is cooking up a stablecoin and payment system. And guess what? Some of that sweet, sweet investment cash ended up in Trump family coffers. Shocking, I know.
Sheikh Tahnoon, not content with just one crypto adventure, also chairs MGX, which has thrown mountains of cash at Binance. Because if you’re going to play the crypto game, you might as well own the board.
This whole saga is like a rom-com where the leading man is a stablecoin, the love interest is AI policy, and the sidekick is a Trump. Except no one’s laughing-except maybe the Sheikh, all the way to the blockchain bank.
No evidence of wrongdoing? Sure, Jan. But the timing? The connections? The sheer audacity? It’s enough to make Bridget Jones spill her Chardonnay. Regulators, grab your popcorn-this crypto soap opera is just getting started.
So, what’s next? Will Sheikh Tahnoon launch a crypto-themed dating app? Will Trump start a stablecoin called TRUMPCOIN? Only time-and the blockchain-will tell. Stay tuned, darlings. This is one ride you won’t want to miss.
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