US Senator Elizabeth Warren, the queen of crypto skepticism, is throwing a tantrum about DeFi platforms like PancakeSwap, because apparently, crypto is just a fancy way for aliens to steal our money. 🧙♀️
In a Monday letter, Warren asked the Justice Department and Treasury if they’re “investigating the evil empire of decentralized exchanges” – because nothing says “national security” like a 500% yield on a Binance clone. 🚨
Warren also accused the Trump administration of “improper political influence”… which is basically her way of saying, “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed in your crypto choices.” 🤭
“Congress needs to stop letting terrorists and rogue states use DeFi to fund their evil schemes,” Warren wrote, while also ignoring the fact that her own party’s policies have done nothing to regulate this. 🧠
The Senate’s holiday break? Perfect! Now they can all take a nap while the crypto bill gets pushed to 2026. Because nothing says “prioritizing the people” like delaying regulations until after the next election. 🗓️
Oh, and PancakeSwap? It’s allegedly “drumming up interest” in Trump’s crypto company. Because nothing says “family values” like a Trump-branded altcoin. 🤝
Meanwhile, Senate Democrats are all, “Wait, is the president trying to profit from this?!” because obviously, the only thing more suspicious than crypto is a billionaire who also owns a golf course. 🏌️♂️
XRP lawyer who challenged Warren in 2024 will run again
John Deaton, the guy who lost to Warren but still thinks he’s the hero of this story, is back for 2026. Because nothing says “I’m not bitter” like running against the same person again. 🗳️
Deaton’s been a big fan of XRP, which is basically the crypto version of a “I 404” meme. 🧑💻
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