Schiff’s Gold Obsession: BTC Not Crashing? Oh, the Horror!

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Oh, Peter Schiff, the man who’d rather cuddle up to a bar of gold than admit Bitcoin might have a pulse. Yes, our favorite crypto critic is back, and this time he’s serving us a hot plate of “I told you so” with a side of “but actually, it’s not crashing… yet.” Because, you know, progress?

In his latest masterpiece of financial shade, Schiff couldn’t help but gush over gold and silver hitting new highs. “Look at them shine!” he practically cooed, while simultaneously side-eyeing Bitcoin like it’s the awkward guest at a dinner party. But here’s the twist: he admitted-gasp-that Bitcoin isn’t face-planting just yet. Well, hold the phone. Someone fetch the man a fainting couch.

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Of course, Schiff couldn’t resist another round of “Bitcoin Bad, Gold Good.” After praising the shiny metals for their recent flex, he pointed out that Bitcoin is, once again, the wallflower at the party. “It’s not crashing, but it’s also not… you know, winning,” he sniffed, probably while polishing his gold bars with a silk cloth.

According to our resident naysayer, the real tragedy for Bitcoin holders isn’t the lack of a dramatic crash (how boring), but the FOMO of missing out on gold’s glow-up. Because, apparently, Bitcoin’s chill $90,000 hover is just so stagnant. Yawn. Meanwhile, the crypto community is over here like, “Short-term schmort-term, have you seen Bitcoin’s track record?”

But let’s be real, Schiff’s debates are about as surprising as a plot twist in a soap opera. And Bitcoin holders? They’re not sweating it. They’ve got fixed supply, global liquidity, and a history of bouncing back like a trampoline. So, Peter, darling, keep clutching your gold-we’ll be here, sipping our crypto tea and waiting for the next act of this never-ending drama.

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2026-01-23 01:54