It is a truth universally acknowledged-at least among gentlemen sporting crimson neckwear-that an enterprise bearing the presidential surname must be in search of a fresh continent upon which to scatter its glittering digital coins. Whispered reports (delivered, no doubt, by a breathless courier fresh from Threadneedle Street) assure us that the estimable American Bitcoin, birthed by Messrs Donald Junior and Eric of the House Trump, is casting languishing glances toward Japan and the fragrant shores of Hong Kong. One can almost hear the ancestral trumpets braying in anticipation. 🎺🇯🇵🇭🇰
Should this bold venture succeed, we may witness a spectacle not unlike Mr Saylor’s celebrated accumulation of 628,946 BTC-an amount so colossal that even Mr Darcy’s ten-thousand-a-year looks positively parsimonious by comparison. Indeed, American Bitcoin has modestly begun with a mere 215 BTC, yet with a purse newly swollen by two-hundred million dollars, the gentlemen trumpet their intention “to build the strongest and most efficient Bitcoin platform in the world.” One wonders whether “efficiency” here means fewer fainting couches and more spreadsheets. 🤭
But hush! No formal engagement has yet been announced-though the company’s coy demeanor is as transparent as Mrs Bennet’s match-making manoeuvres at a Meryton assembly. Meanwhile, across the ballroom, Strategy continues to waltz with 155 fresh coins, Metaplanet flaunts another 518, and BitcoinTreasuries.net proclaims that public houses now clutch 976,132 BTC in their gloved hands, while private parlours sequester 294,101 more. Such hoarding! One fears the supply might become scarce before the eldest Miss de Bourgh secures a dowry. 😏
Yet let us not forget the great immutable law of 21 million pieces-scarcity so alluring that it inflames every speculative heart. For American Bitcoin, an Asian expansion promises both hedge and heraldry, a chance to stand among the grandest hoarders in all the realm. And should the venture falter, there is always the comfort of filial Twitter pronouncements to soothe the bruised ledger.
The following caution arrives with as much delicacy as Lady Catherine’s unsolicited advice: all numbers quoted above serve for gossip and amusement alone. Neither your humble narrator nor Coindoo.com would dare prescribe any investment, lest a reader be ruined and forced to seek refuge with the Collinses at Hunsford Parsonage. Prudence, dear investor-prudence! 🤫💸
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