Saylor’s Folly? 🤑 $555M Bitcoin Binge! 🤯

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Ah, Michael Saylor, that most persistent of souls, has once again succumbed to the siren song of Bitcoin! 🐦‍⬛ It seems the coffers of Strategy, Inc. have been plundered yet again, this time to the tune of 6,556 digital coins. One is reminded of a lovesick swain, forever serenading his indifferent mistress. Will she ever return his affection, or will he be left with naught but empty pockets and a broken heart? 🤔

The esteemed Mr. Saylor, a man not known for his reticence, declared this latest indulgence via that modern marvel, “X” (formerly known as the more dignified “Twitter,” alas). It is a curious age we live in, where pronouncements of financial import are delivered with the brevity of a sparrow’s chirp. 🙊

‘$MSTR has acquired 6,556 BTC for ~$555.8 million at ~$84,785 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 12.1% YTD 2025. As of 4/20/2025, @Strategy holds 538,200 $BTC acquired for ~$36.47 billion at ~$67,766 per bitcoin.’
— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 21, 2025

Thus, Strategy now boasts a hoard of 538,200 Bitcoins, a sum that would make even the most hardened miser blush. One cannot help but wonder if Mr. Saylor dreams of digital gold cascading from the heavens. 💰 The average price paid per Bitcoin in this latest acquisition is a staggering $84,785, a figure that could surely purchase a respectable dacha or two! 🏠

Mr. Saylor, ever the optimist (or perhaps the incurable gambler?), justifies these expenditures with the assertion that Bitcoin serves as a “long-term treasury reserve asset.” It is a bold claim, one that time, and the whims of the market, will ultimately judge. For now, we can only watch with bated breath, as Strategy continues its dance with destiny, guided by the unwavering faith of its captain. 🤪

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2025-04-21 16:06