Oh, what a glorious summer it was for Robinhood, the digital cowboy of Wall Street, as it galloped into Q2 2025 with a revenue leap so high, it might’ve made a hawk weep. A 45% jump, $989 million in gold coins clinking in its pockets, and the crypto division? Why, it was a firework show in a teacup, doubling its earnings to $160 million. The folks at Robinhood, with their fingers on the pulse of the market’s fickle heart, have managed to turn digital assets into a feast for the masses. But let’s not get too sentimental—after all, the stock market’s a fickle lover, and Robinhood’s just another player in the game. 🚀💰
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