Polygon Price Plummets: Is Crypto Having a Midlife Crisis? 😱

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Right. So Polygon‘s price is doing an absolute Bridget Jones this week – sliding down faster than a drunk singleton on a dance floor. And this despite the network being busier than a hen party in Shoreditch after its fancy Madhugiri hard fork thingy. Typical, isn’t it? 💁‍♀️

  • Polygon price looking more tragic than my last Tinder date 📉
  • Madhugiri hard fork happened (sounds like a yoga pose, doesn’t it?) 🧘‍♂️
  • Transactions are up faster than my blood pressure when I see my ex

The POL token (formerly MATIC, because apparently rebranding fixes everything) has hit rock bottom – £0.1200, which is less than I spend on emergency chocolate during a bad week. Down from £0.2970 in September, which just proves that crypto has worse commitment issues than me. 🍫

And here’s the kicker – the network fundamentals are stronger than my grandmother’s gin. Transactions have gone bonkers since Madhugiri, which apparently makes everything 33% faster (unlike my metabolism after 30). Block consensus in 1 second? That’s quicker than me regretting my life choices after three cocktails. 🍸

8.1 million transactions in a day? That’s more activity than my WhatsApp after posting a slightly provocative Instagram story. And according to Nansen (who sounds like they should be selling Scandinavian furniture), transactions are up 93% in 30 days. Second only to Monad, whatever that is. 📈

💜 @0xPolygon keeps the momentum rolling

Post-Madhugiri, Polygon just processed 8.1M+ transactions in a single day, its strongest activity in the last three months

This is what real-world scale looks like 😎

📊

– Chainspect (@chainspect_app) December 12, 2025

Active addresses up 54%? That’s more growth than my waistline during lockdown. Fees collected jumped 27% to $778,000 – which sounds like a lot until you remember that’s probably what Elon Musk spends on memes in a week. 💸

Then there’s Polymarket – $4.3 billion volume in November! Though frankly, I’d have more faith in their predictions than my own ability to predict when I’ll finally sort my life out. 😅

November went parabolic.

$4.33B in prediction volume on Polygon. @Polymarket’s biggest month ever.

Onchain markets stay winning.

– Polygon | POL (@0xPolygon) December 11, 2025

Now experts are saying Polygon is undervalued – comparing it to Sui like it’s the plain friend who’s actually much nicer than the flashy one everyone fancies. Polygon’s got better fundamentals than my last relationship, yet it’s 5x smaller. Life‘s not fair, is it? 🤷‍♀️

SUI falls behind Polygon on almost every metric, has massive monthly unlocks and inflation – yet it has 5× the Market Cap and 15× the FDV.
What’s going on with these valuations?

Let’s break it down:

Network revenue in November: 928K vs 724K
TVL: 1.19B vs 931M
Stablecoin market…

– Vadim (@crypto_vadim) December 12, 2025

Polygon Price Technical Analysis (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Crash)

The chart looks more depressing than my diary entries from 2012. POL’s been falling faster than my willpower at a dessert buffet since September. It’s broken through the £0.1520 support level – which is more than can be said for my emotional support system. 🍰

Below all moving averages? Sounds like my academic performance in uni. Oscillators falling? That’s just my mood every Monday morning. But wait! There’s a falling wedge pattern forming – which in crypto terms means “might go up soon unless it doesn’t.” Classic. 🤡

If it rebounds (big if, like if I actually go to the gym tomorrow), it could rise 30% to £0.1520. Which would be nice, but let’s be honest – we’ve all been burned before. Probably best to pour a large glass of wine and watch the drama unfold. 🍷

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2025-12-13 10:59