You know, PEPE‘s doing its little dance again-flashing buy signals like a drunk at a neon sign. It drops 17% in a week, makes you think “Well, this is the bottom,” then suddenly: “Hey, look at that! Green “A13,” red “9,” whatever that means-probably something technical for “Uh-oh, maybe it’s not dead yet.”
Meanwhile, traders are liquidating over half a million bucks in long bets. It’s like everyone’s trying to catch PEPE before it bounces, but all they get is a slap in the face. The chart’s holding on to that triangle pattern, which means it’s just waiting, like me for the coffee to perk up.
And the RSI? Near oversold, just begging for a relief rally. MACD’s so close to a crossover, it’s practically whispering, “Maybe, just maybe…”
Oh, and the best part? Those “smart” traders are getting hammered-liquidated more than you’d want to admit-because they thought PEPE’s rebound was inevitable. Looks like, for now, it’s just a waiting game, or maybe a game of “who’s dumb enough to hold on?” 😂
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2025-09-25 15:27